cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

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Timestamp: 1406137951

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

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420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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Timestamp: 1406117371

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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  • Trackname:

    Heads Will Roll
  • Artist:

    Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Album:

    It's Blitz!

rolling—thunder:

For the first time in a while, 4:27 am hasn’t led to an emotional breakdown.

pussyxpalmtreesss:

link6echo:

dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

Shit. She’s spilling that tea.

Yes lord

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Anonymous:
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80

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